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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back...
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The Omnipotent Chuck Norris…
In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
Archeologists unearthed an old...
Chuck Norris – The Magician
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris: Wisdom Personified
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven,...
LITTLE JOHNNY’S THINKING
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question:
“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many...
Mighty Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Outer space exists because it’s...
Chuck Norris at its Best
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows...
Chuck Norris Hilarious Jokes
CHUCK NORRIS JOKES… NJOI !!
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck...
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Chuck Norris Hilarious Jokes
·    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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·    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Little Johnny Eyes Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face.
“Why are you rubbing that cream on your face, mommy?” he asked.
“To stay pretty for daddy,”...
