YO MOMMA so FAT..
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Â
Yo momma so fat she’s on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there...
Jokes
YO MOMMA so STUPID!
YO MOMMA SO STUPID!
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Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo...
YO MOMMA so UGLY!
 YO MOMMA so UGLY..
·        Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
·        Yo momma so ugly just after she was born,...
Little Johnny Digs A Hole
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked.
“My goldfish died...
Little Johnny Can’t Count
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?”
“One dollar.” answered little...
Little Johnny’s Essay
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”
“Good...
Little Johnny: Axe and you shall receive
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Little...
