- A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
- The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
- Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
- Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
