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• Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
• They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.