Chuck Norris Hilarious Jokes

·     Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

 

·     Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

·     When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.

 

·     When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

 

·     Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

 

·     Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

·     Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

·     It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.