The Curious Case of Chuck Norris!

 

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
• Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
• There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• Chuck Norris can’t finish a “color by numbers” because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? …All of it.