The Omnipotent Chuck Norris…

The Omnipotent Chuck Norris…

  • In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
  • Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”
  • If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
  • You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
  • It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
  • Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
  • A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

2 Comments

  • December 17, 2009 | Permalink |

    I happy to land here. It is a perfect forum for celebs

  • December 19, 2009 | Permalink |

    hi

    I am very happy to find this place

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